Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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