I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
