What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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