Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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