butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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