You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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