looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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