there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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