have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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