I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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