There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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