After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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