is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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