youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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