So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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