Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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