I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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