Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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