How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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