I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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