Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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