Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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