I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
what day is it and did you see me today?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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