How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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