I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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