And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How external is "for external use only"?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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