no, he came in my armpit
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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