? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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