Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you said candy land and then passed out.

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ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!

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(248): View more from Michigan

Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.

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