he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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