you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Acid is not a monday night drug
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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