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Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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