We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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