David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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