This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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