Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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