Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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