I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
MIDGETS
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I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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