The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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