how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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