just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
They have beer where we have blood.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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