woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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