You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
