Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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