I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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