I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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