Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
