I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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