I just cut my nipple shaving
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This couple is walking their pig around campus
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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