just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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