Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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