i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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