Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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